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kalhu jay

i'm Taylor but I go by Kalhu (Ka-loo) and I put hot sauce in my cereal

 
 

it me!

I'm Taylor but I go by Kalhu (Ka-loo)

And these are the most annoying things about me. 

I roll my eyes way too much. I eat slower than it takes a sloth to climb a tree. Rain or shine. Hungover or sober. I wake up at the butt crack of dawn; Everyday. I respond to text messages out loud and then forget to actually text back until 2 weeks later.

Basically, I'm your favourite badass granny. ; )

And now that you know the worst about me, let's move on to my better parts. Check out my resume below or download it here.